January 2011
20 posts
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HAPPY NEW YEAR :)
sorry. no makeup, guys. too busy celebrating with Carson Daly and my cats.
Jan 1st
December 2010
159 posts
MISS ANUS!!! You reminded ME: I get to put up my...
HAWWWWWTTTTTTTTT
Dec 31st
no complaints: Nickelodeon has started airing...
YEAHHHH
Dec 31st
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Tech N9ne & Just Dance 2 with the besties :)
wel come to the mid west
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS
i’ve read this. i’ve heard junot speak. i love it. all of it. read it.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
...but I also ate it.
Dec 30th
hey guys: "History of Sex" is on the History...
…um, I changed the channel to this as a joke, but no one is complaining. I abandoned the remote to appear non-fucked-up, and still nothing has changed. Homosexual government employees were seen as a threat to America and possible communists. EFF YOU 1950s
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
oh my shit i love this
Dec 30th
Toddlers & Tiaras... they will all grow up to be...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
this woman eats toilet paper. it is best to eat it...
OMG I LOVE TLC NOW.
Dec 30th
thebookworm replied to your post: i just coughed...
Yes, mom! I mean, not as bad, but sometimes I just get coughing fits.  Mostly when I am physically active doing things like playing Just Dance 2 on the wii or walking down my long-as-fuck driveway to get the mail. actually, whenever i move sometimes. :(
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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i just coughed and then puked in my mouth. and...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :’(
Dec 30th
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i want them damn pajama jeans. the secret is the...
AND THEY COME WITH A FREE T-SHIRT IF YOU ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINUTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Dec 30th
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thebookie asked: ok i dont know if you got that because tumblr shut down on me.

i said:

haha your mom is cute then!

those girls are going to grow up to be the girls on facebook that everyone hates.
Dec 30th
thebookie asked: ok i dont know if you got that because tumblr shut down on me.

i said:

haha your mom is cute then!

those girls are going to grow up to be the girls on facebook that everyone hates.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
i'm puking in my mouth and it's coming out my...
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Dec 28th
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the only thing i'm religious about is my...
*this is an ACTUAL pill i had to take an hour before my wisdom teeth were cut out. definitely not okay.*
Dec 27th
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love love love
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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ifeeltherhythminmyfingers asked: Merry Christmas!
Dec 24th
ifeeltherhythminmyfingers asked: Merry Christmas!
Dec 24th
oh yeah...about the wisdom teeth- my entire family...
mom. i came from your VAGINA. i am in pain right now and you call me fat-face? jerk move.
Dec 23rd
had all four wisdom teeth removed tuesday. i don't...
^i will admit, Banana Strawberry is actually delicious.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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jesparza started following you
Dec 23rd
WatchWatch
ireallylikecamels: yunoserious: iiceiicebby: ilyketurtles: ijustclosemyeyes: Must reblog it again :’D Always. Again.  YES.  omg, always. Forever reblog. <3 <3 <3
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