Debate intros, summarized

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Santorum: I’m here, and so’s my mom. She’s 93.

Gingrich: I’m so happy to be here, because y’all are going to have nukes soon.

Romney: I’m here, and I have five children and a wife.

Paul: I’m Ron Paul, GOLD STANDARD BITCHEZ.

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